Who knew
Princess Peach had such a huge rack? Oh, wait, it’s just Blondie Fesser
cosplaying again. In high-school, Blondie was inseparable from her pink
Nintendo DS. These days, with a much bigger disposable income, she’s
counting the days until she’ll be able to get her manicured hands on the
new Switch console. Very few people manage a successful marriage of
their professional goals and their hobbies. Blondie achieved exactly
that. Her penchant for gaming-related cosplay has become an integral
part of her VR porn videos, which by the way are selling like hotcakes.
And speaking of hotcakes: What makes Virtual Reality movies so magical
to us boob-lovers is that they’re being shot with extreme wide-angle
lenses which turn already huge boobs into magnificent melons. Imagine
getting motorboated by Sophia Vergara every time you put on your VR
goggles.
Virtual Reality is one of those seeing-is-believing technologies that are hard to explain, but you instantly fall in love with when given the opportunity to test-drive. This ain’t Pokemon Go. If you’re still on the hunt for JizzlyPuff, keep moving, there’s nothing to see for you here. VR 3D is a far cry from what the 3DS was able to do. Blondie Fesser’s jugs need to be “experienced” through an Oculus Rift or HTC Vive. TV is so 2015 and, honestly, who still watches porn in their browser? Sure, mobile VR is fun for newbies, but tethered headgear is undoubtedly the way to go. VR is finally delivering on the promise that old-fashioned 3D broke many decades ago and this busty Argentinan’s boobs are just what us technophile big-tit worshippers have been praying for. Now set your copy of Super Mario Maker aside for a bit and show the lady what you can do with a throbbing Mushroom.